Sorry, Blame It on Me (Pastiche)

Every time I listen to Akon take blame for things his fans don’t, I feel I should take blame for the things I’ve done. I tastiche Akon’s song and take the blame this Valentine’s Day.

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As love goes on I’m starting to learn more and more about sensibility, and I realize everything I do, or say, is affecting the one I love. So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that I've done or said, not done or said, and I may do or say all in the spirit of love; and the things that may affect her sensibility.

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I’m sorry for the times that I yelled at you
I was on the wrong and you were mad
I’m sorry for the times you had to go to bed mad at me
I’m sorry for the fact that I did not think through
What I said to you when you asked innocently
You were just concerned about me and I did not know
I’m sorry for the times I would neglect
I’m sorry for the times I disrespect
I’m sorry for the wrong things that I’ve done

I’m sorry for the wrong things that I’ve said
I’m sorry I’m not always tactful
I’m sorry for the fact that I'm not sensible
That you still have feelings and you’re just human
Because I'm in bad mood like every day
Sorry for the things that I do not say

Like how you are the best thing in my world
and how I'm so proud to call you my girl

Sorry for the things that I say

Like how we will never rhyme

and I wish you were not there


I understand that you are not perfect
And I am too proud sometimes
All the pain you keep inside you
Even though you might not show
If I can’t apologize for being wrong
Then it’s just a shame on me
I am the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me

I'm sorry for the things that I put you through
And all the times you don’t know what to do
Sorry that you had to pack and go
Just trying to stay away from my bad

And you would rather be away from your love
As one hurt girl with a bleeding heart
And even though I treat you like a Queen
I cheated on you and you were heartbroken
I slept with other girls and you were home waiting for me

I’m sorry that you had to go through all that
I’m sorry that I went and added to your pain
I’m sorry that you took all the bullshit and the strain
I’m sorry that we grew apart way too fast
I wish I would’ve stayed and not lost hope
I’m sorry that our love turned out this way
I’m sorry that you had to walk away

I’m sorry that it took so long to see
That all along you were trying to show it to me
I’m sorry that it took so long to speak
I put you through hell and you still believed in me
I’m sorry for the cold nights you were alone

Wishing it was just you and me

Just one caring girl willing for love

My job should not have took me so far away
I’m sorry for the embarrassment you felt
How was I to know she was underage
A fifteen year-old and on heat they say
For all you’ve gone through I take blame
In my heart engraved is your name
I’m just a lover trying to make it right
Because I love you with all my heart I take that blame


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, I LOVE YOU