My Wife: The Return

PHOTO: Huffing Post

You remember My Wife, the one who denied me haki yetu?

She crawled back to my arms yester-night

And announced she had removed doa kwa ndoa yetu

By sending the mboch packing

Now I could get haki yetu

And fill the rift between her legs as we solved our rift

She had realized she was hurting our marriage;

She could save me if I declared bwanake ni mkombozi

Pastor mtaka kitu had prayed for her.

She hoisted bendera ya KANU full mast

And began singing ‘haki iwe ngao na mlinzi’

We could be happily thereafter in umoja na udungu

Pastor mtaka kitu had told her

I’ll no longer go to the United Nations Ambassador of Sexcapades to seek solace,

Or bury my head in the glorious thighs of malaya.

Yesterday my wife did not sleep dressed for church

She danced naked like King David for her lord the whole night

And I heard her weep

When in her I got deep

She did not even snore in sleep. 

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